Top 10 Reasons
to Become a Teacher


"A teacher's a wonderful thing...."

 
 
  1. Big Bucks!

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  2. Know all the answers on the test.

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  3. Never a stressful moment.

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  4. Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest.

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  5. Free apples!

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  6. Massive funding for classroom supplies.

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  7. Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous administrators earning thanks of a grateful nation.

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  8. Attempt to discipline tomorrow's leaders today.

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  9. Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term.

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  10. Might have to work for a living otherwise.