The following is a partial list of actual written excuses
given to teachers
in the Albuquerque public school system by PARENTS of
students:
Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31,
32 and also 33.
Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed
with gramps.
Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.
Chris will not be in school because he has a acre in his side.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please
execute him.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hit in the growing part.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent
this weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell
off a tree and mmispalced her hip.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Maryann was absent Dec 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache,
and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat,
he brother had a low grade fever. There must be a flu going around, her
father even got hot last night.
Please excuse Blance from jim today. She is administrating.
George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Please excuse Lupe. She is haing problems with her ovals.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah (*crossed
out*), diahoah (*crossed out*), dyah (*crossed out*) the sh*ts.
